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MJK Chemistry Hedonism

uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

(Source: hesitence, via oldnerdybastard)

yungmamita:

only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula

(via oldnerdybastard)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via ugly)

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

(via ugly)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via ugly)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via ugly)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via ugly)

  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

(Source: rnushroom, via ugly)

tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u

(via ugly)

confirmance:

when people that were rude to you ask you for a favor

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(via ugly)

hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

(via ugly)